'Bond notes increasing marriages'

ZANU PF MPs have said the introduction of bond notes has resulted in the increase in marriages, making women more beautiful, as they can now afford to buy expensive skin lotion.

Speaking in Parliament, Zanu PF MP for Uzumba Simbaneuta Mudarikwa said bond notes are encouraging people to pay lobola (bride price).

“Our farmers in the communal lands are now able to buy fertiliser because there is now money in circulation.
They now have bond notes to buy fertiliser. During Christmas time in my constituency, a lot of people paid lobola because a lot of people now have cash. Bond notes are encouraging people to pay lobola and they are ensuring that people love one another.

“The bond notes will not stop because people are going to marry one another and live as families.
“We are grateful; the issue of bond notes is good. We want the minister to have the highest note as $5.  Even our social economic life has improved.

“Bus operators and commuter omnibus operators are operating their businesses well because the commuters are now using bond notes to pay for their fares.

“The problem with politics is that the party would have come up with good initiatives such as bond notes which are being opposed by the opposition, then understand that you have done very well. 

“We know that they hate the bond notes but this is what we are now going to be using.”
Mudarikwa added that people are praying for Chinamasa to live longer so that he can improve the economy of the country.

We thank the minister of Finance for so doing.  If he comes to Uzumba, I will slaughter a cow for him.
“We were at a party where a relative was wedding.  There is a song but because of the ruling that we cannot sing in Parliament, I will instead bring compact discs of people praising the advent of the bond notes in the communal lands.

“They even play the drum, so the ministry did a good job and we urge them to go further. 
“People are even coming up with prayers in church for … Chinamasa to have a long life on this planet because he has done very well to ensure that our economy improves.

“I wanted to say that I am just coming from Dubai and I did not have time to change into formal wear but because of the important debate of bond notes, I had to come clad in a leather jacket to add my voice to the debate.”

Hurungwe East MP Sarah Mahoka weighed in saying as to tobacco farmers the introduction of bond notes has made them more beautiful with glowing skins.

“I also want to add my voice to the debate.  Firstly, I would like to thank the minister and the (RBZ) governor.  The thinking behind the bond note and its introduction to this country is of the highest degree. 
“The people of Zimbabwe are very happy because the bond notes have helped us.  We no longer have problems if you go to the banks.

“We were given a lot of money because of tobacco. 

“You see us beautiful with glowing skins and our husbands have developed large stomachs, it is because of the money that you have paid us.” —Blessings Mashaya

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